Three men were on a small chartered plane flying to the Bahamas.
One of the men is black the other is white and the last chinise. The plane that they were flying developed engine trouble and crash, killing the three men. Their souls went to hell were the devil was waiting.The devil told the three men that for their punishment, he will steam their thingys off with the palm of his hand. The devil called on the chinise first the devil squeezed his thingy and steamed it off.Then he called on the white man, squeezed his thingy and steamed it off.He then called on the black man squeezed his thingy once nothing happened, squeezed it a second time nothing , as he went for the third try he looked up and saw the black man with a big smile on his face.So the devil ask why are you laughing and why i can't steam your thingy off with my hands?The black man responed, milk chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hands. |